Last night I dreamed I was a telephone. I could dial myself by opening my mouth and blinking my eyes. While I was lying there dialing myself, a bird swooped down and caught me up in his claws. We flew all over the city looking at the houses. Finally the bird got tired and dropped me in the park. A man came by and picked me up. He started poking me in the eyes and talking into my mouth. He asked for Frank, which is really weird since I have a pet mosquito named Frank.
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