“Hey Dad, what’s on TV?”
“Mary Pickford’s ass in two parts!”
“What?”
“Watt? You’re no light bulb!”
“Who?”
“Who? You’re no owl, your foot don’t fit a limb.”
“I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw, and commenced to work.”
“Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?”
“Cat’s fur to make kitten’s britches. If you were a good girl, I’d knit you a pair.”
“Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy was he.”